Don’t make eye contact.
I made the mistake
of drawing him in.
Off you go now.
I couldn’t be better.
Except for one thing.
I lost my pants this morning.
How did you do that?
I always work out in the morning before work
and carry my suit on a hanger.
I was crossing the street
when I realized the pants had fallen off the hanger.
I turned around to retrieve them
but the trolley was coming.
It was me or the pants.
I chose to live.
So they fell out on the trolley tracks?
No, just a couple of feet away.
But they got sucked in under the rails
and carried for a city block
before they were spit out.
Not a good way to start your day.
I come from a family of 13 children.
I went to the dentist when it was my turn.
I got new shoes when it was my turn.
Don’t ask me how many shoes I have now.
I didn’t have “dark teal blue”
in my crayon vocabulary.
My crayons didn’t go that high.
She fell back in the water, messed up.
She fell six times.
She said “If I’m wet, you’re wet.”
She pulled you in, too?
I let her.
I have to apologize to her.
Not a good way to end things,