Cute Kids in Children’s Costumes (Photo credit: epSos.de)
You don’t have to grow up
until you have children.
Don’t have children
to grow up.
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Apron
apron garden (Photo credit: klynslis)
Look at the dude’s apron.
He’s got a halter top on.
A chick’s apron.
It does look good on him.
He does wear it well.
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Banana Slug
English: A gastropod of genus Ariolimax (probably incorrect id), commonly known as the banana slug (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Banana Slug -
Isn’t that the craziest mascot
you’ve ever heard of?
Can you eat ‘em?
Nooooo.
If people start starving in that neck of the woods
maybe.
A subtle banana flavor.
But the texture….
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Bottlenose Dolphins
Mother and Calf Bottle-nose dolphin (Photo credit: Blue Dolphin Marine Tours)
The dolphins are sitting there
jumping over the kayakers
at the mouth of San Diego Harbor by Point Loma.
Why do you think they call ‘em bottlenoses?
After Coke bottles?
They were called that long before Coke and Pepsi.
Maybe the sailors who drank bottles of whiskey.
L.A.
Picture of Hollywood sign (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Once you go to LA
you’re never the same.
You either get lost,
disappear permanently
or come out with a twitch.
Dad’s Closet
Bette Davis, 1936 – ”The Golden Arrow” with George Brent (Photo credit: Movie-Fan)
My father walked off the screen into real life.
His closet was a religious experience.
Our mother was the same,
another clothes horse.
Wives
Cropped screenshot of George Brent from the trailer for the film Dark Victory. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
I went to this bookstore and saw this Hollywood book
and there was this story about Dad.
Said he had five wives
so I went home and said
Dad, we’ve had a few wives, have we?
