“Pants”

IMG_0782How ya doing?

I couldn’t be better.

Except for one thing.

I lost my pants this morning.

How did you do that?

I always work out in the morning before work

and carry my suit on a hanger.

I was crossing the street

when I realized the pants had fallen off the hanger.

I turned around to retrieve them

but the trolley was coming.

It was me or the pants.

I chose to live.

So they fell out on the trolley tracks?

No, just a couple of feet away.

But they got sucked in under the rails

and carried for a city block

before they were spit out.

Not a good way to start your day.