She’d tell him
“Keep an eye on that”
and he’d pretend
to pluck his eye out
and put it on the object.
I’m going to start carrying a fan.
You can get one in any Asian market
back with the chopsticks, tea cups
and soup spoons.
Rasputin got poisoned, stabbed and shot
then thrown into the river.
He could take a lickin’
and keep on tickin’.
Here come the giraffes, moving and grooving.
They still have a long way to grow, 16 feet,
up there in height.
When you’re able to combine a long neck
with good eyesight, you’re a double threat.
If you see a giraffe running in Africa,
you’d better follow.
That man in the cowboy hat looks like a garden gnome.
That garden gnome has it going on.
That’s the fourth woman he’s danced with!
You’ve got a fast-moving zombie,
World War Z.
George Romero never copyrighted his work
and now it’s wildly popular.
Knocked over my beer on my pants.
Those kids are so unaware.
And I was unaware of his unawareness.