Knocked over my beer on my pants.
Those kids are so unaware.
And I was unaware of his unawareness.
He likes moving on his own.
He likes crawling through shards of glass.
He doesn’t know anything yet.
what to do for Employees Day.
A lot of people wanted to do Paintball
so they could shoot the President.
So I made a list and read it to him.
I told him everyone wants to do Paintball
but he’d be on a team by himself so they could shoot you.
You’re the target.
I wouldn’t recommend it -
for your own safety.
We decided to go bowling.
You don’t get out much, do ya?
How can you tell?
Because you’re so anxious
to get back to Michigan
and shovel snow.
Why do people burden me with their secrets?
Do I have “Mother Confessor” stamped on my forehead?
Actually yes, you do.